- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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