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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's my baby??

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Matthew Wyckoff

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What's 9+10? 19

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Tilt your screen back .

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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