I asked her where you were.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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