- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what>? your mum lol

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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