- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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