- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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