- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

Three baby seals walk into a club...

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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