- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??