- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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