CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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I like the color potato.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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