What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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