What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

i saw amango it splootered

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Emily Walker.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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