- Anti Joke

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

i dont fisish anythi