- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

whats your budget like? a budget.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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