- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

noah is a scrub jungle

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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