Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Where's my baby??

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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