How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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guess what what ...

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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