- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Rebecca Black's career.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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