someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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