All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

The chickens have become self-aware!

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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