- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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