Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

How do you spell eight? 8

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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