Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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american idol

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What's just not right? Left

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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