A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

I'm so punny.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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