- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

A chicken walks into a barn.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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