Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

No your aunties a joke

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Who is big and stupid My brother

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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