- Anti Joke

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.