Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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