- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

A pope meets another one

what is worse than a guy pissed?

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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