Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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