Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Obama lin Baden.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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