- Anti Joke

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Whats worse than suicide? death

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.