- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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