- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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