Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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