One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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