- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Your mom went to college

Your Mom!!!

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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