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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

I'm hungry.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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