- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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