Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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So a bar walks into a man...

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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