- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

I have a really funny joke.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

If life gives you lemonade.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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