- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

Atheism

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

I'm hungry.

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