- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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