How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Rebecca Black's career.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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