Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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