- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Blacks

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Tunechi

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??