Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Heskey time.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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