How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Atheism

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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I'm hungry.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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