- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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