Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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