A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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can you touch your toes? no

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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