Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

This is an anti- joke

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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