- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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