- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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