What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Emily Walker.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

No your aunties a joke

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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