- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

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