- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

women's rights.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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