- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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