An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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George W. Bush

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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