What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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