- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Whats the defination of cruelty

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Good job, son.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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