- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

L's I's that took Viagra.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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