- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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