- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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