- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

A bar walks into a man

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Roses are red.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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