Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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