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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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