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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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